UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It has been found that the penguins have reached the North Pole and added a new species to their list of allies.

Latest reports show that they have been joined by the polar bears. It is my suspicion that they will use these gentle bohemeths as their Marine Corps. Reports lead us to believe that underhanded tactics were used in their recruitment.

It started with a simple bribe of a bottle of cola soda. Then our small black and white militia lied to the furry but gentle beasts claiming that the eskimos were plotting to use large cases of poison to reduce their population.

Stay tuned for more updates.