Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Random Weirdness That Proves My Brain Should Not Be Left To It's Own Devices

Ok, so I am completely bored and asked my friend what I should do. She sugguested that i come up with reasons for different cartoon characters to be charged on Harvey Birdman (Shaggy and Scooby getting busted for possession is still the best one).

Instead I came up with an idea of my own, so here they are.

CHARACTER NAME CHANGES IF STAR WARS WAS A PORNOGRAPHIC MOVIE

Darth Vader - Deep Vibrator
Han Solo - Hand Solo
(Princess) Leia Organa- (Princess) Lay-Me To Orgasm
Anikan Skywalker - And-I'm-In Bedlayer
Yoda - Mona (Cheesy, I know, but what on this list isn't?)
Emperor Palpatine - Mounting Papsmear (Did I just get that gross?)
Chewie - Actually I don't see a need to change that one


And I refuse to change Boba Fett out of fear for what would happen to me if I did. (You know who you are Crysania)

If you think of anymore, please let me know.

1 comment:

Angell said...

Cheesy - but then again....whatever beats the boredom bro. :D