What Is Wrong With People?

I have a Facebook account. I am having a poke-war with a few people. Hey, it is a fun way to keep in touch without having to have an actual message.

There is actually a group of people out there who say that poking is the same as fucking!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

C'mon folks. You are just giving someone a reminder that you are out there!!! Grow up!!!! If it the same as fucking, then I am the biggest slut on the planet!!!! And I might as well get the divorce papers done up, because, if I am doing all this poking/fucking then I am cheating on her with more partners than Homer Simpson has had donuts!!!!!

If it wasnt for the fact that there are some real nice people out there, I would let the penguins have you.

I Have Been Away Too Long

Hello sweetie. Did you miss me?

Come here and give me a kiss. Ohhhhh how I missed you. I am sorry to have been away for so long baby. I have been working and am just exhausted at the end of the day. Then the weekend comes and I am out all the time. I am so sorry to have neglected you.

I promise to return to you soon. I need to go to sleep. I promise to come back to you soon.

Good Night my little snugglypuff.

(There, now my blog should not be so upset that I have been away for so long)

A Typical Day

So I suffer from insomnia and had set my alarm for 6:20 this morning. I woke up at one point, look at the alarm clock and wonder why if the display is showing 6:22, why did it not go off. I turn to look at the PVR (kinda like a TiVo if there are any American readers, never mind any readers at all) and it is showing the time as 5:22.

It has happened sometimes that when setting the alarm, the clock moves ahead an hour, so no big deal. As I am reseting the clock, I also discover that in the long run it would not have mattered because, when setting the alarm time, I failed to turn the damn thing on in the first place. To top it all of, my brain said to my body, "You are getting up in only an hour, so why bother going back to sleep?"

I tried to fight it, but the birds (that discovered that there is a gap in the window thanks to some pre-installed ledging on the inside windowsill and have now built a nest under the air-conditioner inside my bedroom) just had some babies, so they decided it was time for a sing song.

So this is the first 20 minutes of my day. I flake on the couch to get away from the birds and then got picked up by a friend because I was borrowing her car for the day to help a friend of mine out.

Wanna guess how the rest of it went?

Another List

Here is another list that compiles the random thoughts in my head.

TITLES FOR THE BIOGRAPHICAL FILMS OF CELEBRITIES

Seriously, What Have I Done? - The Paris Hilton Story
White Trash To Fame And Back Again - The Britney Spears Story
Mewoswasfdlaseryrodrfrhg (My Life Is Seriously Fucked Up) - The Ozzy Osbourne Story
Pouty Teen Cop To Ambiguosly Gay Pirate - The Johnny Depp Story
Seriously, What The Fuck Is Going On - My Story (I'm not a celebrity, YET!!!!)

Meh, bored now. Blog over. Go home.