MOOD SWING!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so today I am up, or as I like to call it "On My Meds" and I must talk about a topic that I have discussed with my friends for years.

PENGUINS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen footage of them? They all stand around talking in code. Oh yes, make no mistakes my friends, that is not "penguin chatter" it is a code. They know how cute they are and they use it to their advantage. They get friendly with us, let the documentary people put cameras on them, and look like they are playing all day, IT"S SUBTRAFUGE!!!!!!!

When they are diving into the water, they are practicing for when they have to swim large distances to take over the land!!

AND THEY ARE NOT ALONE. Chickens are the ground patrol and seagulls and pigeons are the air force!!!

Why do you think that chickens reproduce so much? Why do seagulls and pigeons seem to be everywhere?

It's a plot I tell you!! It's a plot.

It took several years, but even my wife agrees with me. She once told me "After all the evidence I have seen, I have to agree. You are right, they are plotting something."

Watch them carefully.

You could be next.



Carp Diem - "Seize the fish"

Here We Go!!!!

Well folks,

This is it. My first blog!! Honestly to me "blog" sounds like a euphanism for taking a shit (Oh boy, I realy gotta drop a blog).

But, my moods swing more than Tarzan on crack, and my friend suggested this as a way to release stress, so, what the fuck. I am willing to try anything once. AND THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME CAN JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somedays I will write about things that are getting me down, and sometimes I will write just because I am feeling weird.

Today I started this thing with a whole bunch of reasons that I started feeling a little depressed about, but after talking with a couple of friends, I have re-written this blog several times and ain't so down anymore.

Thanks to all of you who listened.

I will be by later to kiss any exposed pink parts.

So that is it for now, and I promise the weirdness will begin soon. And if not.....who gives a shit?