Lately I have been missing the philosophical side of myself and have decided to let my brain wonder on things. This is what I have come up with.
When you balance reality and fiction, there is less friction.
Life without passion, is no life.
Follow your heart to where it leads, but listen to who it leads you to.
If we were meant to be alone, we would not have feelings.
Time passes slower when you do nothing with it.
If you can't look at one friend and say "I love you", you have no friends at all.
Love and Luv should be shared.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a hug is worth a million pictures.
No matter where you end up, someones heart is the place to be.
Why cry when you can laugh?
If many people call you friend, one will call you lover.
You can be alone in a crowd, and still be happy.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Always
OK, I cannot keep silent about this anymore.
For over a year now Always maxi pads have had the slogan, "Have A Happy Period."
ARE YOU FUCKIN NUTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!
This must be the proof that aliens exist. I mean who in their right mind would think that this is a good marketing slogan???? Not a woman, that's for sure. No woman has ever thought that anything short of 600 litres of chocolate ice cream, and the head of the jackass who took her virginity then never called on a silver platter can result in a "Happy Period".
I am a guy, and even I know that no woman has ever had a "Happy Period"!!
It could not have been a guy, because in order to work for an advertising agency, you have to be at least 18 years old. By then almost every man has gotten laid. Therefore he has seen what a woman is like on her period, and therefore knows that there is no such thing.
If it is not aliens, it is run by 20 something guys who have lived in their parents basement since conception, knows word for word the entire scripts for Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Xena, Stargate and Hercules!!!
I say we find out who okayed the ads, and force feed them in little pieces to the person who thought it up.
"Happy Period", fuck, as if it were possible.
For over a year now Always maxi pads have had the slogan, "Have A Happy Period."
ARE YOU FUCKIN NUTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!
This must be the proof that aliens exist. I mean who in their right mind would think that this is a good marketing slogan???? Not a woman, that's for sure. No woman has ever thought that anything short of 600 litres of chocolate ice cream, and the head of the jackass who took her virginity then never called on a silver platter can result in a "Happy Period".
I am a guy, and even I know that no woman has ever had a "Happy Period"!!
It could not have been a guy, because in order to work for an advertising agency, you have to be at least 18 years old. By then almost every man has gotten laid. Therefore he has seen what a woman is like on her period, and therefore knows that there is no such thing.
If it is not aliens, it is run by 20 something guys who have lived in their parents basement since conception, knows word for word the entire scripts for Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Xena, Stargate and Hercules!!!
I say we find out who okayed the ads, and force feed them in little pieces to the person who thought it up.
"Happy Period", fuck, as if it were possible.
I Dunno
So, I was wondering.
Is a thong for a 300lb woman really just a slingshot without the sticks?
Why is it illegal to sell an orgasm, but legal to give one away? (Thanks George)
If you have big feet, and can't see them, how did they get so big? Nothing grows in the shade.
If everybody in China farted at the same time, would the earth be pushed out of orbit, or just speed up its rotation for a few seconds?
How does a glue stick manage to slide out of the tube?
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, why do we still see ugly people?
If you build it, will they really come?
What would you call a hummingbird that knew the lyrics?
Who first said, "That meat would probably be better after setting it on fire."?
Is a thong for a 300lb woman really just a slingshot without the sticks?
Why is it illegal to sell an orgasm, but legal to give one away? (Thanks George)
If you have big feet, and can't see them, how did they get so big? Nothing grows in the shade.
If everybody in China farted at the same time, would the earth be pushed out of orbit, or just speed up its rotation for a few seconds?
How does a glue stick manage to slide out of the tube?
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, why do we still see ugly people?
If you build it, will they really come?
What would you call a hummingbird that knew the lyrics?
Who first said, "That meat would probably be better after setting it on fire."?
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
The New Year So Far.....
And now to recap the events of the New Year:
Thanks for coming. Please leave your underwear in the bin to the left.
Thanks for coming. Please leave your underwear in the bin to the left.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
What New Years Means To Me
Another year of:
Ben Mulroney (Please cancel the damned show!!)
No cash
No women
Seriously, why?
Ben Mulroney (Please cancel the damned show!!)
No cash
No women
Seriously, why?
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