Always

OK, I cannot keep silent about this anymore.

For over a year now Always maxi pads have had the slogan, "Have A Happy Period."

ARE YOU FUCKIN NUTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!

This must be the proof that aliens exist. I mean who in their right mind would think that this is a good marketing slogan???? Not a woman, that's for sure. No woman has ever thought that anything short of 600 litres of chocolate ice cream, and the head of the jackass who took her virginity then never called on a silver platter can result in a "Happy Period".

I am a guy, and even I know that no woman has ever had a "Happy Period"!!

It could not have been a guy, because in order to work for an advertising agency, you have to be at least 18 years old. By then almost every man has gotten laid. Therefore he has seen what a woman is like on her period, and therefore knows that there is no such thing.

If it is not aliens, it is run by 20 something guys who have lived in their parents basement since conception, knows word for word the entire scripts for Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Xena, Stargate and Hercules!!!

I say we find out who okayed the ads, and force feed them in little pieces to the person who thought it up.

"Happy Period", fuck, as if it were possible.