Here Is Something To Think About

My father-in-law sent me an email recently that got me thinking, and led me to a mental rant.

There were 3 things that it covered:

Less than 59 years ago the following things did not exist:

TV
Penicillin
Polio Shots
Frozen Foods
Xerox
Contact Lenses
Frisbees
The Pill
Credit Cards
Laser Beams
Ball-point pens
Pantyhose
Air Conditioners
Dishwashers
Clothes Dryers (Clothes were hung out on clothes lines to dry)
Space Travel
Gay Rights
Computer Dating
Daycare Centres
Group Therapy
FM Radio
And much more

The Difference In What Words Meant:

Grass was mowed
Coke was a soft drink
Pot was used for cooking
Rock music was Grandma singing you a lullaby in her favorite chair
Aids helped out in the Principal's office
A chip was a piece of wood
Hardware was purchased in a Hardware store

The Difference In Social Norms:

People got married, then lived together
If you were under 25, every man older than you was called "SIr"
If you were older than 25, any man (such as a policeman) who had a title, was still called "Sir"
Lives were governed by good judgment and common sense
People didn't have "ism's" or "osis's" If you had a problem, you stood up and took responsibility for your own actions. It wasn't the fault of a "disease"
Kids didn't blow their brains out listening to bands played on the radio (although, if i had nothing but Tommy Dorsey, or Fabian, I would put a bullet in my brain
It was important to you that the products you bought were made in the same country that you lived in
And much more

This resulting rant will be continued in the next blog...................

Here It Comes

Ok, so we all know that there is one day a year we all dread or love. Our birthday. Today (I am posting this in the evening, so if anyone is actually reading this blog, I know I put it in one day early) February 26th, is mine.

Do I love it? I guess. But not as much as I used to. I will be spending the day, doing nothing, except for talking online, and paying a bill. Ohhhhhhhhhh, whoopdie do!!!!

To all those who actually remembered. Thanks for saying something. To those who didn't remember, aw well.

How I Feel Right Now

Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored.

Think About It

Ok, so fat grams are important to weight loss and maintanence

0grams
Orgasm

Rather close don't you think?

Ode To The Penis

Delight in the things you do
Into many problems, you have gotten me
Can't stop using you for something
Kelly was one of them

Pretending to be asleep is never a good thing
Really, why do you get me into so much trouble
It is useful
Can't think of a line here
Knew what you were up to all along

We use them for many things
I know we only think of one use for it
Let us remember it has several uses
Let us stop the prosicution
You know you love it too

Make Me Ruler Of The Earth

I want to rule the world!!!!!!!!

Every day we see stories about human stupidity in the news. Many of my friends have a story in the news to rant about, and I have decided we need one voice to fix things.

Please use the comment section to choose a topic, and I will post my stance on it.

REMEMBER, THE FATE OF HUMANITY COULD BE IN YOUR SHOULDERS!!!!!!!!!!

Besides, I like the sound of "Paul - Master Of All"

A Goodbye Letter

Hello. I am Paul's sanity. I would like to say goodbye.

For years I have fought with this man for years and have finally given up the fight. You can only do this gig for so long and eventually there comes a time when you have to say no more. For me, this is that time.

He has never liked me, and as his 34th birthday approaches, I have decided to look back at my accomplishments. When I did this, I realized that there is really no point in me hanging around. He never listens to me.

Did he listen to me when I told him that his hands should not go there?
Did he listen to me when I told him that painting a piece of paper all black and calling it an eclipse is not art?
Did he listen to me when I told him that dating (insert one of many names here) would lead to trouble?
Did he listen to me when I told him that consuming that much alcohol was not safe?
Did he listen to me when I told him that taking that job would be a bad idea?
Did he listen to me when I told him that quitting that job would be a bad idea?
Did he listen to me when I told him that fuzzy slippers are not a fashion accessory to be worn on public transportation (for 2 hours) is good fashion sense?

The list goes on.

I am done. I quit. I cannot take it anymore. It is like trying to walk up a 90 degree angle in molassas, in winter, wearing suction cup shoes!!!!!!!!!

Earth, you can have him.

I Watch Some Weird Shit!!!

Ok, by now, anyone who reads these blogs of mine, knows I am a little off my rocker.

I like the absurd and am a movie buff. Older movies.

I have been accused, by mostly my wife, of "You watch some weird shit"!

It is true. Harvey Birdman, Drawn Together, Robot Chicken, The Venture Bros. They all give me the giggles and take away reality for me.

So now I am passing on one of my favorites sites to you

If you have a sense of humour, and want to see some of your favorite movies acted out by cartoon bunnies in roughly 30 seconds, go to www.angryalien.com (or click on the above link)

Alien
Brokeback Mountain
Caddyshack
Casablanca
A Christmas Story
Fight Club
Freddy vs. Jason
Highlander
Jaws
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Star Wars
Superman

And this is only a partial list. If you want a break to laugh your bits off. This is a must see website. And they are always working on more