Ode To The Penis

Delight in the things you do
Into many problems, you have gotten me
Can't stop using you for something
Kelly was one of them

Pretending to be asleep is never a good thing
Really, why do you get me into so much trouble
It is useful
Can't think of a line here
Knew what you were up to all along

We use them for many things
I know we only think of one use for it
Let us remember it has several uses
Let us stop the prosicution
You know you love it too