My Favorite Word

Guam

I just like the sound of it.

Facebook Is Evil

OK, a new thing is fun. We get involved in something new and we just run with it. I started this blog and it seemed like I wanted to write something everyday. Now, it seems like I struggle to come up with a weekly entry.

Scary, but true.

I have been introduced to Facebook and I can't stop!!!!!!!

It was cute at first. Had a few friends that I added to my friend list and that was fine. Then it started.

A friend I had not seen in a few years found me. Then another, and another. IT WONT STOP!!!!!!! It is like a beast that wont stop feeding. I have to check it 5 or 12 times aday!!

Please someone, save me. What can I do? I am happy to see these old friends again. It is nice to catch up on what some people have been doing over the years, but when will it stop?

Hell, MY DAD IS ON MY FRIENDSHIP LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to know what to do. Someone take this needle out, take the monkey away!!!!!

Things My Son Has Said

Ok, like every other parent out there, I have been stunned by some of the things my son has let fly from the combination of his brain, lips and voice box:

"You do" - He let out a long stream of curse words and this was his response when my wife told him we don't say those words.

"That's a small car...............I'm a small kid.................I could drive that." - his response to seeing his first Smart car.

"Told you" - He had been complaining of a sore tummy. He had been fine and only started to complain when I told him to do something he didn't want to do. I left the room, telling him his stomach was fine, for a few seconds and came back to a living room floor covered in semi-digested hotdogs.

"You didn't say anything about my Gameboy" - He was being punished and was not allowed to play on the computer or on his Playstation 2. I meant his punishment was no video games, but forgot about the Gameboy.

"Did you guys have sex last night" - His question when he got back from his grandfather's place so we could celebrate our 1 year anniversary.

Gotta love kids!!!

HAPPY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so here I am on a PC again!!!!!!

I have been stuck using my dad's mac for a while, and I couldn't do half the things I like to do.

This will enable me to put pics on now and lets have some fun.

I figured I would put the first pic of me in my natural state

Drunk and horny!!!!!!!

Things I See No Need For

The following is a list of things that, over time, I just don't see the point of:

Aglets
Nipples on Men
Underwear (unless you are a woman on THAT time of the month)
Lettuce
Pants (I am a Scot, and the feeling of a kilt is really quite refreshing)
Pom Pom's on socks
Any show with the word "Idol" in it. (Sorry Soul Patrol. I know that without the show, you would never have heard of Taylor Hicks, but it also gave us another reason for Ben Mulroney to be on the air in Canada)
Ben Mulroney
Cherries. (I just don't like them)
Penguins!!!!( C'mon, you knew it would be on the list)
Hair dye (Ok, granted. It makes my wife look like the Baroness from the old G.I. Joe cartoon, and I have issues, but that is besides the point)
People who are famous for nothing except they are from a famous family

There is more, but I have ranted enough for today.

Who Is On The Stage

For one of the best things ever, that a music history buff could love, check out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xNlnmNLf4

T-SHIRT SLOGAN IDEAS

Ok folks, I have decided to get a t-shirt made with my own saying on it. Which should I get?

PINK PARTS SHOULD BE KISSED.

SURE, WE CAN INVITE YOUR MOM. BUT SHE HAS TO PUT OUT TOO!!!

WANNA HELP MAKE MY DOT COM?

WANNA SEE IF MY POTTER IS HAIRY?

SHE LIKES IT WHEN THE SWELLING DOESN'T GO DOWN.

SATAN CALLED. GET BACK TO WORK!!

DOES YOUR DAD KNOW WHAT WE DID?

I DONT SHAVE IT. I AM NATURAL!!

HAVE YOU SEEN MY UNDERWEAR? WANNA?

MOST FAMOUS ROCKSTAR YOU NEVER HEARD OF!!!!!!

Let me know folks.

Fuck I Hate Being Tagged

LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU HAVE NEVER SAID BEFORE:

1. No, thank you, I don't like the taste of beer.
2. Sex is disgusting. I would never do it.
3. Anyone want this last slice of rabbit?
4. Why do I have to be the one who shaves the buffalo?

LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU'VE FELT THIS WEEK:

1. Superheroes - Edguy
2. Behind Blue Eyes - The Who
3. All You Need Is Love - The Beatles
4. Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me - TISM

IMAGINE YOU ARE HAVING THE IDEAL, PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING:

1. Waking up to see that my extra weight has dissolved into nothingness.
2. Waking up the naked, totally satisfied twins with 38D breasts who are lying beside me.
3. Walk around knowing that I will never hurt for cash, no matter how much I spend.
4. Looking in my library wondering which of the million books I own, will I read next.

MAKE UP 5 NEW CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:

1. Wookie Dander
2. Flushed Dooky
3. Inflated Love Doll Of Perversion
4. Sticky
5. I Was Your Underwear In My Previous Life

CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HEARING THEM. WHICH SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE:

1. The Sign - Ace Of Base
2. Anything by ABBA
3. Dead Puppies (But only so I could be the one who wrote it)

Anybody else got some answers they would like to put up?