Friday, January 18, 2008

I Dunno

So, I was wondering.

Is a thong for a 300lb woman really just a slingshot without the sticks?

Why is it illegal to sell an orgasm, but legal to give one away? (Thanks George)

If you have big feet, and can't see them, how did they get so big? Nothing grows in the shade.

If everybody in China farted at the same time, would the earth be pushed out of orbit, or just speed up its rotation for a few seconds?

How does a glue stick manage to slide out of the tube?

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, why do we still see ugly people?

If you build it, will they really come?

What would you call a hummingbird that knew the lyrics?

Who first said, "That meat would probably be better after setting it on fire."?

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