Tag!!! I Am It

SILLY MEME

1.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I don't look in the mirror. They break when I do.

2.How much cash do you have on you?
None. I am so broke, homeless people are offering me change.

3.What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Whore. Sigh, the good old days.

4.Do you label yourself?
No. The stitching hurt when the needle went through my skin.

5.Bright or Dark Room?
Dark

6.Why is there always a missing question?
Better question is why did it leave.

7.What does your watch look like?
Don't wear a watch. That way I show up whenever I want.

8.What were you doing at midnight last night?
Watching TV wishing sleep would take me like a horny woman.

9.Where is your nearest 7-11?
Don't know. The one across the street was torn down for a self cleaning car wash. (Why would a car wash need to clean itself?)

10.What’s a word that you say a lot?
"The".

11.Who told you he/she loved you last?
My son.

12.Last furry thing you touched?
Myself.

13.How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None. Went digital baby.

14.Favorite age you have been so far?
624. Sigh. To be young and in Pompei again.

15.Your worst enemy?
The Penguins. (C'mon, you knew I had to get them in there somewhere!)

16.What is your current desktop picture?
It changes to random pictures.

17.What was the last thing you said to someone?
I Love You Buddy. I tell my son this everymorning.

18.The last song you listened to?
Sacrifice by Edguy

19.What time of day were you born?
It was 12:45pm in Scotland, and that translates into 7:45am in Toronto.

20.What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Leave and bitch.

21.Do you consider yourself kind?
Kind of what? Kiddding. I hope so

22.What’s your life motto?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23.Name three things you have on you at all times.
My skin, my hair and my tattoos.

24.Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes, but it is a bitch putting the diaper on.

25.When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
What century is it?