Songs I Want Played At My Funeral

When I die (whenever it is that one of many have planned) I do not want sappy songs played. I want something a little different.

Please play the following tunes:

Wipeout - The Safari's
The Doctor Who Theme (not Doctorin' The Tardis by the Timelords, but the actual theme)
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Simon and Garfunkel
I Want To Break Free - Queen
The Haunting - Kamelot
Superheroes - Edguy
Bat Out Of Hell - Meat Loaf
The Night Patty Murphy Died - Great Big Sea
Touch Of Evil - Judas Priest
Highway To Hell - AC/DC

Thank you for your support

My Favorite Word

Guam

I just like the sound of it.

Facebook Is Evil

OK, a new thing is fun. We get involved in something new and we just run with it. I started this blog and it seemed like I wanted to write something everyday. Now, it seems like I struggle to come up with a weekly entry.

Scary, but true.

I have been introduced to Facebook and I can't stop!!!!!!!

It was cute at first. Had a few friends that I added to my friend list and that was fine. Then it started.

A friend I had not seen in a few years found me. Then another, and another. IT WONT STOP!!!!!!! It is like a beast that wont stop feeding. I have to check it 5 or 12 times aday!!

Please someone, save me. What can I do? I am happy to see these old friends again. It is nice to catch up on what some people have been doing over the years, but when will it stop?

Hell, MY DAD IS ON MY FRIENDSHIP LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to know what to do. Someone take this needle out, take the monkey away!!!!!

Things My Son Has Said

Ok, like every other parent out there, I have been stunned by some of the things my son has let fly from the combination of his brain, lips and voice box:

"You do" - He let out a long stream of curse words and this was his response when my wife told him we don't say those words.

"That's a small car...............I'm a small kid.................I could drive that." - his response to seeing his first Smart car.

"Told you" - He had been complaining of a sore tummy. He had been fine and only started to complain when I told him to do something he didn't want to do. I left the room, telling him his stomach was fine, for a few seconds and came back to a living room floor covered in semi-digested hotdogs.

"You didn't say anything about my Gameboy" - He was being punished and was not allowed to play on the computer or on his Playstation 2. I meant his punishment was no video games, but forgot about the Gameboy.

"Did you guys have sex last night" - His question when he got back from his grandfather's place so we could celebrate our 1 year anniversary.

Gotta love kids!!!

HAPPY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so here I am on a PC again!!!!!!

I have been stuck using my dad's mac for a while, and I couldn't do half the things I like to do.

This will enable me to put pics on now and lets have some fun.

I figured I would put the first pic of me in my natural state

Drunk and horny!!!!!!!

Things I See No Need For

The following is a list of things that, over time, I just don't see the point of:

Aglets
Nipples on Men
Underwear (unless you are a woman on THAT time of the month)
Lettuce
Pants (I am a Scot, and the feeling of a kilt is really quite refreshing)
Pom Pom's on socks
Any show with the word "Idol" in it. (Sorry Soul Patrol. I know that without the show, you would never have heard of Taylor Hicks, but it also gave us another reason for Ben Mulroney to be on the air in Canada)
Ben Mulroney
Cherries. (I just don't like them)
Penguins!!!!( C'mon, you knew it would be on the list)
Hair dye (Ok, granted. It makes my wife look like the Baroness from the old G.I. Joe cartoon, and I have issues, but that is besides the point)
People who are famous for nothing except they are from a famous family

There is more, but I have ranted enough for today.

Who Is On The Stage

For one of the best things ever, that a music history buff could love, check out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xNlnmNLf4