7 Different Types of Sex

Ok, we all love sex, but to keep you up to date, here they are:

1:Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

2:Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

3:Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

4:Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

5:Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

6:Welfare Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on

7:Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the>morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.


I hope this helps.