Ok, like every other parent out there, I have been stunned by some of the things my son has let fly from the combination of his brain, lips and voice box:
"You do" - He let out a long stream of curse words and this was his response when my wife told him we don't say those words.
"That's a small car...............I'm a small kid.................I could drive that." - his response to seeing his first Smart car.
"Told you" - He had been complaining of a sore tummy. He had been fine and only started to complain when I told him to do something he didn't want to do. I left the room, telling him his stomach was fine, for a few seconds and came back to a living room floor covered in semi-digested hotdogs.
"You didn't say anything about my Gameboy" - He was being punished and was not allowed to play on the computer or on his Playstation 2. I meant his punishment was no video games, but forgot about the Gameboy.
"Did you guys have sex last night" - His question when he got back from his grandfather's place so we could celebrate our 1 year anniversary.
Gotta love kids!!!
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Well,he IS your son....there's the proof - a smart ass before he hits double digits.
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