Ok, so my friend Ang tagged me. Normally I hate this shit, and don't respond, but I am a little liquored up and decided, "What the hell". So here we go.
3 Things That Scare Me
Being Alone
Accepting The Fact That I Can't Help People As Much As I Would Like
Being Alone (Yes I know i said it twice, but it really scares me)
3 People Who Make Me Laugh
Billy Connolly
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
(There are so many more, but I am only allowed to put 3)
3 Things I Love
Passion
People Who Don't Give A Fuck What Others Think
Scotch
3 Things I Hate
Ignorant Humans
Stupid Humans
Assinine Humans
3 Things On My Desk
The Clown From Spawn
A Hot Wheels Joker (yes HIM from Batman) Hot Rod
A Darth Vader Pez Dispenser
3 Things I Am Doing Right Now
Filling My Zippo (With me, that can sound like a kinky euphanism, but it is what it says it is)
Entering Info On My Blog
Evesdropping On The TV Show "Heroes"
3 Things I Want To Do Before I Die
**(This Information Has Been Edited By The Writer To Avoid Any Lawsuits, or Divorce Proceedings)***
3 Things I Can Do
Drink
Think
Fuck
( I have actually been known to do all 3 at once [God Bless My Wife For Thinking This One Up])
3 Things I Can't Do
Remember To......I Forget
Get It Together
Mentally Stabilize
3 Things I Think You Should Listen To
Your (non-violent) Inner-voice
Your Libido (Provided It Doesn't Risk Destroying Your Most Important Relationship)
Commands From My (and Angel's) Father, The Dark Overlord Himself
3 Things You Shouldn't Listen To
Barry Manilow
John Tesh
Anything by Emo Phillips
3 Things I'd Like To Learn
The Meaning Of Life
The Meaning Of Liff
Why Women Go To The Bathroom In Groups
3 Favorite Foods
Chicken
Caesar Salad
Chocolate
3 Bevarages I Drink Regularly
Beer
Beer
Beer
3 Shows I Watched As A Kid
Night Court
The A-Team
The Fall Guy
And That Ends My List
Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.
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3 comments:
OK, YOU LIKE SCOTCH, BUT DRINK BEER...
Maybe try drinking the scotch too!
I'm with you on the 3 things you like to eat... oh yeah.. chocolate...
You are one WEIRD dude!!!!
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