FUCK I HATE BEING TAGGED!!!!!!!

Ok, so my friend Ang tagged me. Normally I hate this shit, and don't respond, but I am a little liquored up and decided, "What the hell". So here we go.

3 Things That Scare Me

Being Alone
Accepting The Fact That I Can't Help People As Much As I Would Like
Being Alone (Yes I know i said it twice, but it really scares me)

3 People Who Make Me Laugh

Billy Connolly
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor
(There are so many more, but I am only allowed to put 3)

3 Things I Love

Passion
People Who Don't Give A Fuck What Others Think
Scotch

3 Things I Hate

Ignorant Humans
Stupid Humans
Assinine Humans

3 Things On My Desk

The Clown From Spawn
A Hot Wheels Joker (yes HIM from Batman) Hot Rod
A Darth Vader Pez Dispenser

3 Things I Am Doing Right Now

Filling My Zippo (With me, that can sound like a kinky euphanism, but it is what it says it is)
Entering Info On My Blog
Evesdropping On The TV Show "Heroes"

3 Things I Want To Do Before I Die

**(This Information Has Been Edited By The Writer To Avoid Any Lawsuits, or Divorce Proceedings)***

3 Things I Can Do

Drink
Think
Fuck
( I have actually been known to do all 3 at once [God Bless My Wife For Thinking This One Up])

3 Things I Can't Do

Remember To......I Forget
Get It Together
Mentally Stabilize

3 Things I Think You Should Listen To

Your (non-violent) Inner-voice
Your Libido (Provided It Doesn't Risk Destroying Your Most Important Relationship)
Commands From My (and Angel's) Father, The Dark Overlord Himself

3 Things You Shouldn't Listen To

Barry Manilow
John Tesh
Anything by Emo Phillips

3 Things I'd Like To Learn

The Meaning Of Life
The Meaning Of Liff
Why Women Go To The Bathroom In Groups

3 Favorite Foods

Chicken
Caesar Salad
Chocolate

3 Bevarages I Drink Regularly

Beer
Beer
Beer

3 Shows I Watched As A Kid

Night Court
The A-Team
The Fall Guy

And That Ends My List






Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.