Random Thoughts

So, where do Eskimo's go on vacation?

Is there really more than one way to skin a cat?

Why is it called a blowjob when there is mostly sucking involved?

Should we really be able to get glue out of the bottle?

Why is it taking a "dump" when we leave something behind?

Why do we perform sexual acts involving out mouths and genitalia, then consider a lick on the cheek disgusting? It is the same saliva as when you get a kiss on the cheek?

Whoever said money cannot buy happiness, never got a really expensive call girl.

Why do people say that life sucks? What have the got to compare it to?

Who is Pete that we are doing it for his sake? I can understand doing it for Christ's sake, but I don't know Pete.