Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Wandering Mind

Why is it when someone claims they heard voices in their head, the voices as always saying "Kill" or "Harm people"?
Why don't anyone's voices ever say "Knit a sweater" of "Feed the homeless"?

Who was the first person to say, "You know that dangly part under the cow/goat? I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of their!!"

Why does no one ever complain that they have a pop belly?

If a man speaks in a forest, and there is no wife to hear him, is he still wrong?

Where does my heart beat now?

If a rose were called shit, and shit was called a rose, would it really still smell as sweet?

Why do the voices in my head keep insisting that cheezies must be eaten?

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