Survey That I decided to do out of bordem

I stole this from Ang, who stole it from Dana, who stole it from Turn, who got it from Mimi.....

1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship.

That is personal.

2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?

Never did, but have thought about it, just to be me. Or as some people would say, just to be weird. They are the same thing.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?

Taking my son to school

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?

Farting about on the computer. Talking online, probably doing a Sudoko

5. Are you any good at math?

I need to take off my socks and underwear to count to 21

6. Your prom night?

Went stag. Got none.

7. Do you have any famous relatives?

I may be related to Jack the Ripper. Most people how know me tend to say that it explains alot.

8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?

Nope, but for other reasons.

9. Do you know the words to your MySpace song?

I don't have a MySpace account.

10. Last thing you received in the mail?

A Loan offer I didn't qualify for, from the loan I let go to collections

11. How many different beverages have you drank today?

2 - Milk and water.

12. Who most recently made you smile?

My wife

13. Who did you lose your virginity to?

Merike. I at least had the courtesy to thank her, cause she is also the reason I started drinking.

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?

Never really go.

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?

Needle in an infected gum

16. What is out your back door?

The balcony (4th floor of an apartment building)

Due to censorship issues, Number 17 has been erased from this survey.

18. Do you like the ocean?

Big wet thing? It's ok I guess. (Mind you, that also describes some of my ex girlfriends.)

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn for Christmas?

No, but I can dream

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?

The last time I went, my age was just starting the double digits.

22. Something you are excited about?

STOPPING THOSE DAMNED PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Half Baked by Ben & Jerry

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?

No.

25. Describe your keychain.

Invisable. Don't have one

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group?

If Karaoke counts, a couple of weeks ago.

28. What kind of winter coat do you have?

New England Patriots. Borrowed. Thanks Jay

29. What do you think of the person you copied this from?

I have dirty thoughts about her al the time.

30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?

closed