Jibber Jabber

Well hello my little mental breakdowns.

How are we today?

I am well. I have had some special fun in store for us today.

First we are going to go to the old folks home and count the wrinkles. First one to get past a thousand wins a shiny new nickel.

Seeing as that should only take about 4 or 5 minutes, we will then go across the street to the park. For lunch, we will see what people feed us when we dress up like pigeons and warn them that if they dont feed us, we will poop on their heads!!

I then have an arts and crafts time period planned. We will go to the back alleys of stores downtown, pick up as many styrofoam containers as we can find and then, using our spit, we will glue them to parking meters. Then we will use all the noodles we find and try to pin them on all the men in business suits in the financial district.

Once that is done, we will come home by hitchhiking on buses and lying under taxi cabs.

Once you are all tuckered out from our day, we are going to rest on this nice piece of sandpaper that i was going to use for toilet paper.

Love you and remember, the only good friend, is a shaved friend.