Here are somethings you need to do to make your life more interesting.
Drool at random intervals.
Wear you underwear on the outside of your pants. (This is especially funny if you are wearing a skirt instead.)
Play patty-cake with a statue.
Ask a hot dog vendor if he has any sacrifical blood as a condiment.
Give total strangers a penny and thank them for the previous night.
Wear slippers to a job interview that you have no plans on accepting.
Go to a night club with all of your clothing on backwards.
Bring a puppet out with you and consult it before answering any questions from your friends.
Yell out, "All Hail Luke Skywalker" in church/synagogue.
Carry a small jar of Cheeze Whiz with you and when you look at members of the opposite sex, wiggle your eyebrows suggestively.
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More and more I'm convinced that allowing you to be free of the padded cell was the right move. :D
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