Well little voices, how are we today?
You know that my birthday is coming up and I just want to thank most of you for what you have done for me in the past 35 years.
As I approach mid-life, I am seeing things in a new light. That is what happens when you change the bulb. It is nice to once and a while take of your pants and slide on the ice, but what do you do in the summer?
Happiness is not a warm puppy, nor is it a warm gun. It is waking up each morning and seeing that your ears are still straight.
No man is an island, ya gotta have friends. But sadly some friends are like a penis. It comes, it goes, and most people consider it nothing but a little prick.
Oh look!!! Something shiny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One day, you too shall know the secret of the triple decker chocolate spank!!
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