Ok, I have been slacking again. I deserve to be shot.
It has been 10 days since my last entry and I used to do one at lease every 7 days.
LET ME LIVE!!!!!!!!!
It has been busy. I have a job now, I shaved things that are supposed to be hairy on a 34 year old man.
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I started this thing at an early age. (I tend to die almost every 6-8 months in a freak accident, and because God hates me, I get reincarnated almost immediately with all my memories in tact. The media have stopped reporting my deaths because by the time they show up, I have come back and it makes them really cranky when that happens.)
I wanted an outlet for my particluar brand of brain-dribble. (My friend Rod thinks I should sue Jack Black for copyright infringment because he is rich and famous for using my personality. I thought about it, but as he is 4 years older than me, I think I would lose the case.)
And now I have been gone for so long, I have lost my faithful audience. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio? Don't you know our blogger cry for you? Ohh Ohh Ohh!!
I hope you will find it in your hearts to forgive me for being so tardy. ( I would have published this earlier, but I spent the past 5 days trying to figure out how to apologize.)
I will do Much Music, I mean Much Love, I mean much better in the past. (I am not sure if I have a future. My birth certificate expires soon.)
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I am still here oh absent one...
LMAO - your best one yet (and I thought we promised to keep your multiple deaths & reincarnations to ourselves).
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