Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Things That Don't Belong In My Underwear

Pizza
A Guy
A Lawnmower
A Gun
A Crazed Midget With An Irrational Fear Of Snakes And The Personally Decided Mission To Slice All That He Sees Into Ribbons
Cheese
Feminine Hygine Products
A G-String (C'mon, I am 270lbs and none of it is muscle)
Anything With Scales

1 comment:

Angell said...

You forgot

Penguins