Sorry

Ok, as seen in the comment for my last blog, I got in shit for not having an entertaining blog entry.

I am sorry.(Seriously, is anybody actually reading this thing?)

I will do better.

I never should have published such a lame entry.

Thoughts This Week.

I got nothing.

Things That Don't Belong In My Underwear

Pizza
A Guy
A Lawnmower
A Gun
A Crazed Midget With An Irrational Fear Of Snakes And The Personally Decided Mission To Slice All That He Sees Into Ribbons
Cheese
Feminine Hygine Products
A G-String (C'mon, I am 270lbs and none of it is muscle)
Anything With Scales

Songs I Want Played At My Funeral

When I die (whenever it is that one of many have planned) I do not want sappy songs played. I want something a little different.

Please play the following tunes:

Wipeout - The Safari's
The Doctor Who Theme (not Doctorin' The Tardis by the Timelords, but the actual theme)
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Simon and Garfunkel
I Want To Break Free - Queen
The Haunting - Kamelot
Superheroes - Edguy
Bat Out Of Hell - Meat Loaf
The Night Patty Murphy Died - Great Big Sea
Touch Of Evil - Judas Priest
Highway To Hell - AC/DC

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