Sing along with me kiddies. The topic of this song is "Panties"
PANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIESPANTIES
Yah, know what? Let's drop the subject.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Basic Rambling
Ok, by now anyone who reads this knows that I have been invisible lately. Sadly, this is not a result of weight loss, just flat out laziness.
:Holds out hand to have it smacked:
But I have just received the most distrubing news.
SCOTLAND HAS KNIGHTED A PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My own people are turning against me. :Cries:
This means he can command armies!!!! Send troops!!!!!! Make dogs and cats live together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring on the ice packs and the bandaids. I am going to be the first casualty in the war, I know it.
:Holds out hand to have it smacked:
But I have just received the most distrubing news.
SCOTLAND HAS KNIGHTED A PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My own people are turning against me. :Cries:
This means he can command armies!!!! Send troops!!!!!! Make dogs and cats live together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring on the ice packs and the bandaids. I am going to be the first casualty in the war, I know it.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
So,......
What do you do with a drunken soldier?
Who are "they" when they said so?
Why do we believe that there are a million stars in the sky, but have to touch the wall or door when we see a "Wet Paint" sign?
Why do I even bother?
Who are "they" when they said so?
Why do we believe that there are a million stars in the sky, but have to touch the wall or door when we see a "Wet Paint" sign?
Why do I even bother?
Monday, September 01, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Huh?
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
The Difference
The difference between a friend and a best friend is in what they say. The following should help you see the difference.
A Friend Says: Yeah, I will come bail you out.
A Best Friend Says: That was fun until they took away the lighter.
A Friend Says: She gave you herpes? Bitch!!
A Best Friend Says: Don't worry, I gave her crabs as revenge for you.
A Friend Says: I just got a blowjob.
A Best Friend Says: I just got 2 blowjobs. Want yours?
A Friend Says: I'm on my way.
A Best Friend Says: I'm here.
A Friend Says: Not the best haircut you ever got.
A Best Friend Says: Now we look like twins.
A Friend Says: Why would you use that much peanut butter?
A Best Friend Says: I'll be back, we need more peanut butter.
A Friend Says: I will never leave you.
A Best Friend Says: I never left you.
A Friend Says: That is impossible, it can't be done. But go ahead and try.
A Best Friend Says: Hold my beer while we try this.
Hope the differences are clear now.
A Friend Says: Yeah, I will come bail you out.
A Best Friend Says: That was fun until they took away the lighter.
A Friend Says: She gave you herpes? Bitch!!
A Best Friend Says: Don't worry, I gave her crabs as revenge for you.
A Friend Says: I just got a blowjob.
A Best Friend Says: I just got 2 blowjobs. Want yours?
A Friend Says: I'm on my way.
A Best Friend Says: I'm here.
A Friend Says: Not the best haircut you ever got.
A Best Friend Says: Now we look like twins.
A Friend Says: Why would you use that much peanut butter?
A Best Friend Says: I'll be back, we need more peanut butter.
A Friend Says: I will never leave you.
A Best Friend Says: I never left you.
A Friend Says: That is impossible, it can't be done. But go ahead and try.
A Best Friend Says: Hold my beer while we try this.
Hope the differences are clear now.
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