Sorry

Ok, as seen in the comment for my last blog, I got in shit for not having an entertaining blog entry.

I am sorry.(Seriously, is anybody actually reading this thing?)

I will do better.

I never should have published such a lame entry.

Thoughts This Week.

I got nothing.

Things That Don't Belong In My Underwear

Pizza
A Guy
A Lawnmower
A Gun
A Crazed Midget With An Irrational Fear Of Snakes And The Personally Decided Mission To Slice All That He Sees Into Ribbons
Cheese
Feminine Hygine Products
A G-String (C'mon, I am 270lbs and none of it is muscle)
Anything With Scales

Songs I Want Played At My Funeral

When I die (whenever it is that one of many have planned) I do not want sappy songs played. I want something a little different.

Please play the following tunes:

Wipeout - The Safari's
The Doctor Who Theme (not Doctorin' The Tardis by the Timelords, but the actual theme)
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Simon and Garfunkel
I Want To Break Free - Queen
The Haunting - Kamelot
Superheroes - Edguy
Bat Out Of Hell - Meat Loaf
The Night Patty Murphy Died - Great Big Sea
Touch Of Evil - Judas Priest
Highway To Hell - AC/DC

Thank you for your support

My Favorite Word

Guam

I just like the sound of it.

Facebook Is Evil

OK, a new thing is fun. We get involved in something new and we just run with it. I started this blog and it seemed like I wanted to write something everyday. Now, it seems like I struggle to come up with a weekly entry.

Scary, but true.

I have been introduced to Facebook and I can't stop!!!!!!!

It was cute at first. Had a few friends that I added to my friend list and that was fine. Then it started.

A friend I had not seen in a few years found me. Then another, and another. IT WONT STOP!!!!!!! It is like a beast that wont stop feeding. I have to check it 5 or 12 times aday!!

Please someone, save me. What can I do? I am happy to see these old friends again. It is nice to catch up on what some people have been doing over the years, but when will it stop?

Hell, MY DAD IS ON MY FRIENDSHIP LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to know what to do. Someone take this needle out, take the monkey away!!!!!

Things My Son Has Said

Ok, like every other parent out there, I have been stunned by some of the things my son has let fly from the combination of his brain, lips and voice box:

"You do" - He let out a long stream of curse words and this was his response when my wife told him we don't say those words.

"That's a small car...............I'm a small kid.................I could drive that." - his response to seeing his first Smart car.

"Told you" - He had been complaining of a sore tummy. He had been fine and only started to complain when I told him to do something he didn't want to do. I left the room, telling him his stomach was fine, for a few seconds and came back to a living room floor covered in semi-digested hotdogs.

"You didn't say anything about my Gameboy" - He was being punished and was not allowed to play on the computer or on his Playstation 2. I meant his punishment was no video games, but forgot about the Gameboy.

"Did you guys have sex last night" - His question when he got back from his grandfather's place so we could celebrate our 1 year anniversary.

Gotta love kids!!!